How to keep your shirts looking as fresh as possible for as long as possible

1. When washing and drying your shirts, turn them inside out. Just make sure you reverse this process before wearing them again. Otherwise it kind of defeats the purpose.

2. Wash using cold water and mild detergent and air-dry or use the low temperature setting. Phatwa Factory shirts are like Canadians. They don't do so well with heat.

3. Only wash your shirts with other clothes of the same color. Throwing in a white shirt with a black one will not lead to racial harmony. It will lead to an oddly-colored shirt. Don't worry, segregation is ok when it comes to laundry.

4. Do not iron on the silk-screened design. If it needs to be ironed, turn it inside out and use a cool iron (as opposed to a lame one). Also, don't iron the shirt while you're wearing it. Bad idea.

5. Do not pour copious amounts of bleach on the shirts and wonder why the color mysteriously changes. HINT: It has something to do with the copious amounts of bleach.

6. Avoid knife and gun fights while wearing the shirts. You could get seriously hurt or, even worse, end up with holes in the shirt. Plus, blood doesn't come out very easily in the wash, no matter what that Tide commercial says. Also applies to bear and ninja attacks.