1. Copyright

Everything on this website is copyrighted. The shirt designs, of course, but also any other graphics and text. Listen, if you want to use some of the images as an avatar, or a desktop background, or to put in your Naseeb profile so you can impress someone, I don't mind at all. In fact, that's actually very flattering (and maybe a little sad). Just don't try and pass it off as your own work and, whenever possible, a link to this site or an acknowledgement would be nice. However, any and all commercial uses are strictly prohibited. Please don't try and make money off my work. If you do, I'll have to call my friend who's been in law school for 1 or 2 semesters. Believe me, you don't want to step to that.

 

2. Security

This website is protected by SSL which either stands for Secure Sockets Layer or Spinning Sufi Ladies, I can never remember. The point is, your credit card data is completely safe and you won't be getting any charges from hottest-hijabis.com unless you put them there. How can Spinning Sufi Ladies protect your credit card info? I'm not entirely sure, but they probably do the whole whirling dervish thing in a circle with your credit card in the middle. This creates an impenetrable wall because anyone who tries to get at your CC digits is totally getting their eye poked out.

 

3. Privacy

Ok, get over yourself already. No one cares about your e-mail address. And by that, I mean I've already sold it. To seven different spammers. Just kidding. I will never sell your e-mail address or give it away or use it in anyway other than to contact you about your order (or any other PhatwaFactory.com business you specifically opt-in to). Unless I can make some money from it. In that case, all bets are off. Actually, all bets should be off anyway. Betting is Haram.

Seriously, though. I swear by Allah that I will NEVER sell/trade your personal information and NEVER misuse it in any way.

4. Shipping

Shipping is the same price no matter how many shirts you buy. We ship using USPS Priority Mail. Originally, we were going traditional and only using camels but, apparently, camels only have a great sense of direction when they're in the Middle East. Plus, they're pretty slow. Priority Mail gets to almost anywhere in the US in 2 - 3 days and to other countries in 6 - 10 days*. Camels are lucky to make it across a couple of states in 2 - 3 weeks (plus they're not so good at crossing oceans). Then there's the whole spitting thing. It's kind of gross, actually. Who wants camel slobber on their t-shirt? We ship to pretty much everywhere except Antarctica and the International Space Station, and if you currently reside in either of those locations, you probably have something more important to do than buying t-shirts. Shipping is $5 for the US, $10 for Canada, and $12 everywhere else.

* 6 - 10 Days for international delivery is a USPS estimate and is not guaranteed. Sometimes, packages are held at Customs for a long time or delayed for other reasons. Remember, the shirts come from a company named PHATWA Factory and are going to people with names like Mohammed Ibn Jihad Ibn Infidel-Killer so the packages are occasionally "randomly selected" for extra screening (clearly, none of you actually have names like that, but I guarantee that's how Customs reads them as). Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do about this, so please keep this potential delay in mind when ordering from outside the US.

 

5. Returns/Exchanges

I don't want you being stuck with a product you don't like or one that's the wrong size. After all, they say it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind. But it's also a man's prerogative not to refund her shipping charges if she does. How this applies to men, I'm not sure. The point is, if you want to return or exchange something, send us an e-mail first and we'll give you an RMA number. Then just send the product back to us, and we'll give you a refund (minus the shipping charges) or send you a replacement (be sure to tell us what you want instead). Don't send the shirts back without an RMA number. If you do, I'll just think that someone is sending me my own shirts as gifts (which would be really weird). All shirts sent back to us must be in new, resaleable condition, meaning they must be unworn, unwashed and you can't have spilled Rooh Afza on them. You are responsible for any shipping costs back to us, unless we made the mistake (ie. sent the wrong shirt or wrong size).