Is Fitna a Factor for you? It is if you go to school anywhere with hot weather. Seriously, put some clothes on people. Bridges TV, if you're listening, I think Fitna Factor could be a great show. Think of it:

First stunt: Walk across a college campus and see how long you can guard your gaze.
Second stunt: Eat something really gross. Like eggplant. Or Soos.
Third stunt: Walk through the Masjid picking up flags. While avoiding Tablighis. And their "cologne."

Naturally, I'll expect a small royalty if you go with this idea. I think 75% sounds fair. Call me.

Shirt color: BLACK