Sometimes a little bit of full disclosure can be a big help. You know, so we could go to the other Masjid. Don't get me wrong, I love Taraweeh as much as the next guy in the first row, but sometimes, it seems like the Imam is going for a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. You know the type of Taraweeh I'm talking about. The one where we do Surat Al-Baqara in 2 Rak'ahs. And more people are crying from pain than piety. That one.

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