Masjid Security's FOB cousin. The Mukhabarat (Arabic for Secret Police) epitomize shadiness. Spot The Mukhabarat is actually the most popular game in Arab countries ahead of such favorites as Pin The Blame on the Yahoodi, Dabke Dabke Revolution and Hungry, Hungry Hibbos (don't ask). Think how awesome it would be to wear this overseas. At least until the real Mukhabarat arrest you. Also, if you wear this in the US to an airport and get arrested, make sure to repeatedly yell PHATWA FACTORY as they haul you away to Guantanamo. There's no such thing as bad publicity.

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