Sometimes, we here at Phatwa Factory like to take a break from the humor and jokes and pretend we're charitable people. One of our favorite causes is Project Downtown. I know it sounds like an organization aimed at recruiting people to hit up the clubs downtown, but it's not. Really. Check out the website and you'll see. We love PD so much, we even wrote a poem about it (and we normally hate poems):

Roses are Red
Desis are Brown
There's nothing more awesome
Than Project Downtown

We should get the Nobel Prize for Literature for that little ditty. 100% of the proceeds from these shirts will go to Project Downtown to aid in their efforts to help the homeless and needy. You should buy one. Or ten. (Shirt designed by Sister Wajiha Akhtar, Masha'Allah.)

Shirt Color: KELLY GREEN