Look, I appreciate that you're trying to hook me up even though I'm still in diapers and can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl yet. Jazakallahu Khairan for real. But I don't think I'm quite ready to take that step yet. I mean, I'm no Sheikh or anything, but I'm pretty sure that I have to be past puberty for it to be Islamically legit anyway. Allah Knows Best. Anyway, I'm kind of liking this whole being fed, dressed and taken care of by someone else deal, so how about you calm down a little there Captain Cupid? Hit me back up in a few years and I'll be happy to let you play Matchmaker then, Insha'Allah.

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